Interactions Gifts

"Quick! Remind me - are they handshakers, huggers, single kissers, or kissers on both cheeks?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Call me!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'Gesundheite!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.