Interaction With Friends Gifts

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Wildlife

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'T.M.I.F.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

SALE

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."