Monkeying Around Friends Gifts

"You can't pull this every time we need to decide where to eat."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Influence this."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Shakespeare Project

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

"What's another word for evolution?"

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."