Monkeying Around Gifts

Guess who?

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Tia Carmen, can you help me?" No matter how hard I try, my imagination can't bring my Spider Monkey to life."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

ZOO

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Influence this."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Shakespeare Project

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"What's another word for evolution?"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'