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"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

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Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Influence this."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Shakespeare Project

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"What's another word for evolution?"

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"