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Modern animal communication

Primate Speech Lab. He's just filling in while the receptionist is on a break.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

Evolution of the Cat.

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'