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Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

TSA Noah

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'