Animal Mimicry T-Shirts

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

"Do me next."

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"He does impressions too!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Extreme Makeover.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."