Animal Mimicry Pillows

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

"Do me next."

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"He does impressions too!"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Extreme Makeover.

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'