Animal Behavior Mimic Pillows

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Lion Costume

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"He does impressions too!"

Owl

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Modern animal communication

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Extreme Makeover.

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Thanksgiving.

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."