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'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"So, ... how's jury duty?"

"Influence this."

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

"The new guy isn't working out."

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?"

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'Can you account for this big order of nuts and bananas by your department?'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"What makes you think you're in a dead-end job, Justin?"

The Rubber Ball Company

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

ZOO

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I love fast break business success."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Street Organ - Monkey

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!