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'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!

"Okay, okay, you didn't see anything - what did you hear?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Street Organ - Monkey

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Influence this."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"