Monkey Business Lover Mugs

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"Okay, okay, you didn't see anything - what did you hear?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Influence this."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Street Organ - Monkey

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."