Monkey Business Enthusiast Pillows

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"So, ... how's jury duty?"

"Influence this."

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

"The new guy isn't working out."

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?"

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'Can you account for this big order of nuts and bananas by your department?'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"What makes you think you're in a dead-end job, Justin?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"I love fast break business success."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'