Mischievous Monkey Admirer Gifts

'It's a long story...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.