Monkey Lovers Gifts

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

'I know it's not very practical, but I always wanted to have an aquarium...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

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Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."