Monkey Lovers Gifts

This cafe's frugal owner has hired a monkey to do tech support. Meaning what? When customers have computer questions, they ask the monkey. Monkeys can't fix computers. The least of the problems. Tech support ate my shoe. Can I sell you a scone to walk on?

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

'I know it's not very practical, but I always wanted to have an aquarium...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'