Monkey Pattern Lover Gifts

The Art Student.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Pea green

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'