Monkey Pattern Lover Gifts

I like the case on your phone. Is it a pattern of monkeys? Yes, well, um, what? I

The Art Student.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Pea green

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.