Meeting Friends Gifts

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

Wildlife

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'T.M.I.F.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

SALE

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Networking

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.