Making New Friends Gifts

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'...and we believe everyone is connected by only 7,412 degrees of separation.'

"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

Let's be friends!

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

'The Purbrights aren't snobs, they're birdwatchers.'

'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'

Simon hadn't been getting out engouh lately.

Boys

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Networking

Emotional Bling

Time for tea and friendship.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Toast'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Little boys

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Visiting 'friends'.

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"