Friendly Interactions Gifts

Shadow and man

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Call me!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."