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Shadow and man

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Recess does things to a man."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Call me!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".