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"Quick! Remind me - are they handshakers, huggers, single kissers, or kissers on both cheeks?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Call me!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Gesundheite!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.