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'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Teens.

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'

Orange juice shop.

'It's not for sale.'

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Lost-Little Tabs of Paper

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Carolling

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Social distancing

Priest's 'To do' list.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Love linked

AA Meeting Here Today

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

See you at the farmers market!