Community Interaction T-Shirts

"I'm very pleased with the house but you'd think they would have recognised our need for lower fences."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Social distancing

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Love linked

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Arizona In Black

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Cuba applauds its doctors

Tipping Pain Chart

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Call me!"

Midwest Winter Items.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"