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"Ugh! The estate agency assured us Christianity was in decline."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Neighbourhoods

'sunday chorus'

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'My, this IS an upscale neighborhood!'

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Social distancing

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

See you at the farmers market!