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"We're not doing anything for Gay Pride this year. We're here, we're queer, we're used to it."

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

Sorry Mable, you know the rules, no mobile devices allowed on quiz nights.

St. Paul's Church: Today's sermon - 'What is hell?' (underneath says 'come hear our choir).

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Noah the neighbor

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Walk for cancer. Walk against cancer.

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

'I wouldn't trust Sheila with a secret - She'd forget to pass it on!'

"This is Gladstone, our local lecher..."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'My little boy made the sign!'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Church Spire

"Oh, how low can you get!"

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

Church Basement Foodie

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"No, Mr. McGruder. It's supposed to read 'Bunco'."

"It's been a rainy winter."

AA Meeting Here Today

Choir wearing masks.