Community Participation Gifts

VOTE

"Our nosy neighbours aren't socially distancing far enough away from each other."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Arizona In Black

Converted Parking Garage

Cuba applauds its doctors

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Follow God On Twitter

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Progress.

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Centerville.

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Teens.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."

Mums at play group.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.