Community Welfare Gifts

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Litter Pick

Cuba applauds its doctors

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Human Rights for All

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

social services cuts

Dolestart - A New Initiative

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

New Marvel Heroes

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Policeman talking to lost child