Community Welfare Pillows

Just Another Sloe News Day

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Handle With Care

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

social services cuts

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Cuba applauds its doctors

Human Rights for All

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

New Marvel Heroes

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"