Family Welfare Pillows

A Security Net for Workers and Families

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Social Worker

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Policeman talking to lost child

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Warring parents

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Family courts.

Sweet Jailbreak

Victim of Sequestration!

Throwing out baby with the bath water.

"The staff survey shows that signs of stress and depression are going through the roof!"

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

Live to work or work to live?

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

The Poor Child's Nurse

"But on my claim form, it definitely says Universal credit..!!"

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

'... And how long has your civil list been frozen?'

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Kids and the economy

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'