Child Welfare Involvement Pillows

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Social Worker

Policeman talking to lost child

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

Family courts.

Throwing out baby with the bath water.

Victim of Sequestration!

The Poor Child's Nurse

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"But on my claim form, it definitely says Universal credit..!!"

'... And how long has your civil list been frozen?'

Child Abuse Report

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

Kids and the economy

'...and there's the DSS!'

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

"The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'