Child Welfare Involvement Pillows

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Social Worker

Policeman talking to lost child

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Just Another Sloe News Day

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

Family courts.

Throwing out baby with the bath water.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Victim of Sequestration!

The Poor Child's Nurse

'... And how long has your civil list been frozen?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"But on my claim form, it definitely says Universal credit..!!"

Child Abuse Report

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'...and there's the DSS!'

Kids and the economy

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

Retirement Suddenly Feels Kind of Moot

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

"The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'