Child Welfare Champions Pillows

Family courts.

'The child is very illogical'

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Policeman talking to lost child

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Chinese Child Labor Day.

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

The Poor Child's Nurse

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Poker Moms

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

Moral Ambiguity

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."