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Family courts.

'The child is very illogical'

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Policeman talking to lost child

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Chinese Child Labor Day.

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

The Poor Child's Nurse

Poker Moms

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

'I'll see the ones with the clean underwear first.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

Moral Ambiguity

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."