Child Welfare Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Hello, NSPCA?. . .Listen our school only does chips once a week.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Policeman talking to lost child

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Family courts.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Victim of Sequestration!

Captain Thomas Coram.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

The Poor Child's Nurse

Don

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'Pharmaceutical update: 'They got me producing antibiotics for cattle.' - 'That figures - I'm producing them for sheep.'

Still having problems finding day care?'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

'Tobacco testing' 'Dog food testing'

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'