Children's Welfare Advocate T-Shirts

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Family courts.

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Danger: Do not love.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

The Poor Child's Nurse

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

An apple core school

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

I see that Baby J case rumbles on...

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

Human rights