Child Welfare Pillows

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

'Quit complaining. I'm having a rotten childhood too!'

Family courts.

"I'm sorry I'm late, Mrs. Mead. We're going through another divorce."

Neighbor's Kid Shaming

Boy with a black eye and concerned lady

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

Children Should Not Be Fashion Accessories.

Human rights

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I think adoptions were easier when kids didn't have to compete with so many highways.'

Kids living in poverty

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

"Shhhhh! Nora and I are illegal."

The Hunger Games

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"When is my next parole hearing?"