Community Aid Gifts

Help on the Way

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

America, are we learning anything?

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

See you at the farmers market!

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Be kind"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Handle With Care

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Sign Reform

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I'll have the usual."

social services cuts

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Human Rights for All

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."