Charities Gifts

Telethon. There should be a telethon to wipe out curiosity.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I don't understand...if charities incomes are going down why don't they just do what we do and pay themselves more?'

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Brad Pitt

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Movember

Advances in Third World Healthcare

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Television guests' essentials in November.

Lemonade without borders.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.