Charity Prints

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'Somebody should do something!'

'and this one's for people who've hurt their wrists wearing too many wristbands'.

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'We can't buy the entire concept, Mr,Hood; but that part about taking from the rich has potential,'

Volunteers.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"Miss Perkins, send in a good cause. I feel an attack of ethics coming on."

'Would you like to claim gift-aid on that?'

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

'He is a persistant little fundraiser.'

'I like to give something back to the community.'

"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

Santa Claus donates blood.

"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

Too Much Money

'I don't care if it is a worthy cause, next time make an appointment.'

Honey badger do care.

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

Please give.

'This one's for hair loss awareness.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

'I would have had higher grades, but I donated them to charity.'

Now accepting anonymous donations

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'I blame Bob Geldof'.

"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."