Formal Occasions Gifts

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

Children's Party

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Glyndebourne

Purple dress

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Expensive greeting cards.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'