Formal Dinner Event Gifts

The Last Dinner

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Diamond outfits

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Purple dress

Champagne Charlie.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

Penguin trying on a suit.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."