Formal Occasions Prints

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

Children's Party

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

All dressed up and no place to go

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Glyndebourne

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I read 'Art News.'"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Purple dress

Expensive greeting cards.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.