Themed Dinners Gifts

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'S'more wine?'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Wow!"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Linguini for two?"

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'