Thematic Diner Pillows

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Fresh pepper?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Wow!"

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

CSI Fridays

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

Chernobyl Chow

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."