Trendy Diner Pillows

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'The customer is always right...'

"Fresh pepper?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

"You need a hobby."