Mini Water Adventurer Gifts

'How's the water skiing?'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

"When did she start crawling?"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Fish snorkling above water.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."