Temple Traveler Gifts

"And then we saw this huge temple that was carved from living rock, and I can't remember what it was called, but I remember thinking, Wow!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Airports.

Single men in Tahiti

Working Holiday.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Fall in the Greek Temple

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'