Temple Visitor Gifts

Fall in the Greek Temple

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Swing by won't you?

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Self raising Lazarus.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"The gods really love tight buns."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'Are you sure your soul needs this much temple?'

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

Old lady at the door

'Remember your blood pressure.'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Tourists in church

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'