Temple Tourist Gifts

'Point of clarification. As a Temple Craftsman you're expected to fleece the tourists and you're allowed to make obscene profits...'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Celestial Navigation

Portalouvre

Fall in the Greek Temple

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"You gotta love this city, right?"

Nelson.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'