Temple Enthusiasts Gifts

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Promised Land Signpost

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

The Missing Bell

"The gods really love tight buns."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Vicar

Pope Francis

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'